Thursday 9 February 2012

Incredible value drops through my letterbox!

Cassini makes the point that a young and (formerly) enthusiastic blogger who had discovered sports trading was being a tad optimistic in expecting returns of 30-40% per month from trading in-play football matches.

The good news is that if our young friend parts with £77 he can achieve figures considerably in advance of 30-40% per month.

A 16 page sales pamphlet has hit my doormat - and I've got to say it looks very tempting. Due to the discovery of something that happens early in all football matches that hit strictly defined criteria this system promises.... drum roll.... an 80% strike rate with a return on investment of .... bigger drum roll...'up to 224%'.

The pamphlet is at pains to point out that with an 80% strike rate you can't lose, and that by compounding your winnings you should double your bank every couple of weeks. Of course, nowhere in the sixteen pages of sales letter is there any hint at what you need to do - just the promise of vast returns for 'what amounts to a few mouse clicks'. I think it's something to do with the exchanges though because it mentions 'a new style of internet betting'.

Obviously such a system is extremely valuable potentially. But, if you hurry, you can take advantage of the early offering before the author hikes the price to the full value (which isn't actually stated) as long as you send a glowing testimonial for future marketing purposes.

Needless to say my debit card has stayed firmly glued to the relevant section of my wallet, but I thought it would make an interesting dicscussion...

How can we make 220% with an  80% S/R in the early stages of a football match. Again, answers on a postcard please.

Mention in dispatches for the best answer, but if any knows the real answer a private email will do nicley!

5 comments:

  1. I hope they had a picture of themselves stood in front of a Ferrari.If not they've missed a trick.

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  2. Lol Pete, you've obviously received similar offerings.

    Strangely enough, in this case, it's a BMW 1 Series Convertible and it does't appear until page 4!

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  3. BMW 1 series FFS. If I'm gonna part with £77 then I want the vendor stood in front of at the very least a Range Rover :-)

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  4. What about big houses and constant holidays in paradise

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  5. As it happens, Steve, with a start bank of £250 apparently after 9 weeks I can blow £5,357 on a 'luxury holiday' and, by the power of compounding, be above the figure BEFORE that five large was withdrawn by the end of week 13!

    Where did I put that debit card?

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